Dave Allen on…FARTS BOOBS & LIPOSUCTION

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25 Responses to “Dave Allen on…FARTS BOOBS & LIPOSUCTION”

  1. Joorin4711 Says:

    @j4j9 Or, it’ll actually be 7000 fart *in 8 hours*, as this is what he said. He didn’t say “14 farts per hour for 8 hours”. And yes, feel free to XKCD me.

  2. KushtiiMonkeyy Says:

    @j4j9 your wrong

  3. gluebum13 Says:

    DA kills me every time hehehehe…

  4. filozovs Says:

    @j4j9 no it isnt!500*14=7000!

  5. TamaThePeck Says:

    not 14 farts every hour. 14 farts in 8 hours.

  6. bookworm12424 Says:

    “with my luck it’ll be a bloody nun…” Genius!

  7. cavewax Says:

    Actually 7000 farts is correct, because it is 14 farts over 8 hours per person, and not 14 per hour, as j4j9 calculated it.

  8. Siegfreud Says:

    No. It’s not.

  9. bearznorthCATHY Says:

    Well, I’m sure they’d have a gas either way!!!

  10. j4j9 Says:

    500 people on a plane farting 14 times in 8 hours is not 7,000 farts it’s 56,000 farts !!!

  11. selectme5 Says:

    great footage, a pure legend

  12. SaraMavrik Says:

    Hey MatthewFordVictoria! It’d be awesome if you’d post some of your new Dave Allen acquistions. I watched him as a kid & he still cracks me up. I can’t find his shows anywhere. May your God go with you :)

  13. sblackrick Says:

    Thanks for Dave Allen at last some one who talks sense, and may your god go with you.

  14. gerryrob82 Says:

    i first watched Dave Allen as a spotty teenager.. He’s much missed .

  15. freddage91 Says:

    I’ve got it down as once a day for about 14 years

  16. Chefshaolin Says:

    And I thought I hated stand up comics.

  17. midguardz Says:

    5000 times! That’s rather low.

  18. GerSpanner Says:

    yeah man

  19. MatthewFordVictoria Says:

    I recently purchased the entire 45 episodes of his TV Series from a guy in Australia who was selling it on eBay. Reason… DVD players down there don’t play our kind of DVD’s and Videos. Love those funny skits he did with his buddies! Way better than Benny Hill!!!

  20. yetitracker Says:

    as an american that saw him on tv as a kid…i wish we could have stuff like this now..i allways prefered the british comedy myself but hardly anyone i know gets it….to smart for em i think

  21. mjn76 Says:

    He was able to talk about virtually anything and make it hilarious.

  22. CK1223 Says:

    pure genius

  23. femaleanimal Says:

    Dave came first! Dylan Moran wrote a lovely tribute to Dave Allen.

  24. braindead4m1 Says:

    him and dylan moran are pretty alike

  25. olivialeann Says:

    cuba!